me: *holds arms out for cuddles*
Daddy: *gasps* i wonder what you could want
Daddy: ohhh okay then *cuddles one arm*
me: nuuu Daddy that's not right!
Daddy: it isnt? well okay... *cuddles the other arm*
me: *huffs* Daddyyyyyy
Daddy: hm, well maybe if i... *cuddles head*
me: *makes sad noises and stomps a little*
Daddy: oh okay babycake! *wraps his arms around me and squishes me lovingly*
me: *giggles* that's better! thank you Daddy :3
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL
I DON’T GET IT HELP
i hate how adults always assume you’re going to have sex with someone of a different sex like, i have a friend of another sex who’s asexual and i invited him to a party and my mom’s like “he’s not gonna spend the night right?” oh boy mom, i’d hate to think of what two asexuals would do in a bedroom, with 8 other people there. jesus christ.
They might have a conversation or, heaven forbid, actually go to sleep. What would the neighbors think?